In lieu of spending a lot of time dwelling on a week that I'd frankly like to strike from the annals of history, I'm simply going to offer the world at large some great advice that will, in all likelihood, be ignored.
Things NOT to do in your life:
-Give your friend a book called "The Ethical Slut" when her new boyfriend is present
-Waste a lot of time reading boring books. Seriously? Give yourself 50 pages. If you're not digging it, put it down.
-Dwell on the negative shit.
-Lie to yourself.
-Eat a vegetable smoothie that is little more than vegetable pulp. We've got Mr. Melmeister to thank for that.
And with those wise words, I bid you goodnight with the hopes that for all of us, this next week is a better one.
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