Quote for the Ages: Floor Abuse

Me: (examining my shoes) "I just bought these Naturalizers a few months ago! And now look at them! The bottoms are falling off."

Super Mom/IT Librarian: "It's because you..."

(she falls silent after catching a glimpse of my expectant glare)

"...live with purpose."

Papa Bear: "No it's not! It's because you attack the floor when you walk."


It's true. I do tend to stalk around the Library with purposeful aggressive enthusiasm.