Patron: Blah blah I love the Bride of Frankenstein. I wonder where she gets her hair done. And her dress, I love her dress!
Librarian: Did you have a question, ma'am?
Patron: You're a stupid bitch! You're all stupid bitches! You are bad at what you do, and God's gonna send you to hell for it!
Librarian: ...Mom?
(It wasn't actually the librarian's mother, and the librarian didn't actually say that. Librarian just happens to have a good sense of humor and a notoriously unkind and loopy mother.)
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